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The true story of a horrifying Christmas present. (No animals or people were harmed in the writing of this song.)

Little Pink Gun

waitin there underneath the Christmas tree
for my darlin kindergarten Annie Oakley
ain’t no dolly with the fakey gold curls
time for separatin’ women from the girls

yeah, Haley’s got a little pink gun
she got her brother Bubba on the run bubba run
got a child-size trigger so easy to pull it
and the dadgum thing shoots a grownup bullet
Haley got a little pink gun

by the time she’s seven she’ll be shootin big game
makes a silly little video look real tame
she’s my baby vigilante she’s my itty bitty shooter
blonde hair blue eyes nothing much cuter than

yeah, Haley’s got a little pink gun
she got her brother Bubba on the run bubba run
got a pint-sized trigger so easy to pull it
and the dadgum thing shoots a gallon-sized bullet
Haley got a little pink gun

now she’s shootin at the kitty cat bang bang bang
Suburban’s in the cross hairs clang clang clang
ring around the rosie farmer in the dell
momma can I take it to show and tell?


yeah, Haley’s got a little pink gun
she got her brother Bubba on the run bubba run
got a pint-sized trigger so easy to pull it
and the dadgum thing shoots a gallon-sized bullet
Haley got a little pink gun